Cue up the “Star Wars” music. We have seen the future, and it comes to us in the form of a pizza cutter.
A basic kitchen tool, you say? Well, perhaps you need to get with the program. If you’re still serving slices that are not of exactly equal proportion, perhaps your less-than-steady hand needs a little tactical guidance. Bonus: the device makes your cutter look very much like a Star Wars gun, thereby making slow times in your pizzeria’s kitchen infinitely more interesting (and dangerous, too, perhaps)?
What will they think of next? Pizza delivery jet packs?
We can only hope.